…Fancy!



He’s never been in a place this fancy!



All those uncomfortable travels by bus could be done here now? In the heart of luxury? Everything is so shiny!

“Honey. Let’s keep moving. You’re blocking the entrance”

It doesn’t even smell! The floor is carpeted!

“Are those candles?!”

“It’s a lamp shaped like a candle, Beebest”


They follow one of the workers towards the dormitories wagon. A whole wagon!

“There’re two beds per cabin, pair up, okay? I’ll be with Nina”

“I’m with Owen. He brought the Switch”

“Hell yeah!”

“Fellas you are not going to believe who I want to pair up with”

“What do you say, Nads? Girls’ night?”

“Girl’s night, indeed”

They choose one of the cabins and enter



As blocky as it looks, the moment he sits in the bed he knows this is a quality couch. He might fall asleep even before the train goes!

He sees Ángel trying to pull the bed from the wall

“What are you doing?”

“I can’t move the bed”

“Why.”

“To sleep together!”

“Oh well. Guess we’ll have to find a way to fit in one of them.”

“I don’t think that’s possible”

“And who knows… Maybe one thing could lead to another… being in such a tight space…”

“No no no no you Will wait until we get home, goatman. People will hear us”

“I’ll be quiet”

“No you won’t”

“No I won’t”

“I don’t want to us to be known as the couple having gay sex on a weird place again!”

“Well what else are you supposed to do on airplanes”

“Bad Ángel. We shall be an elegant gay couple today. A fancy one at that”

“Ooh should I start marking my accent then?”

“Yes.”

“I must. For my fancy Loverboy”



“Oh! Look at that. The baby is asleep”

“That was quick. Hopefully he won’t wake up from the train starting”


(Hopefully he won’t wake me up at 2 am)

(Or worse. Get the zoomies)


“Let’s keep looking, yeah? We’ll have all night to enjoy this room”



It sure is a wagon just for rooms.

It’s. Slightly unnerving.

Hopefully the sound of the train will lull him to sleep.

They walk to the eating area. The fancy eating area. The fact that they even have an eating area is fancy, what is this a moving hotel?