Yay! A letter! Whou could it be? Maybe its mom, or a friend, or advertising, or a fan??? The possibilities are endless

This isnt a letter

Its an invitation

"You're Invited!

Come to my mansion this Saturday at 8 pm for a party TO DIE FOR. ha. haha. Don't worry for the cold temperature as my mansion will have its doors and windows VERY CLOSED to not let any cold in. Or out. Murder. Anyways, Snackies will be provided.

My Regards:

Mr. Eugene Coli"

Hey, wasnt that the famous guy that had a very big brand factory or something capitalist like that

But then

Well, its good to know he got better after losing his job, and fame, and respect, and getting shamed by the public. Im sure that will do nothing bad to his psyche or make him do something irrepearable. Anyways, Snackies! Our detective has something to do tonight!