Well well well what do we have here...
A handsome young man!
But under the charming looks of this late 20's south american man lies a dark secret... one he might not even know about

Oh wait! This is a famous person thing! He needs to get glamorous
Fashion fades, style is eternal
Welp, time to go!
Ah, its been so long since he's been in an adventure so far from home! The excitement makes him so giddy he feels like hes forgetting someth-Oh God Oh Fuck
The 30 to 40 wild geese.
He only got bit once so thats a victory, probably.
Its almost like a bad omen. Where did those goose get from anyway?
Ah but enough of that! Time to rest for a bit.