This isnt much of a party now, is it.

And he even took his hat off for a more noble, yet handsome look! Ah famous people, they would never understand.

But hey! The snackies were, indeed, provided

Oh wow, his heart is beating like crazy right now! And he feels so giddy, too

Must be the excitement of a party! Maybe he’ll meet a pretty guy? Hah, as if.