“Um, what…?”
“Uh oh”
“Well you see”
“Earlier, I was in my shed like always, when I heard some odd sounds outside! But when I went out, there was nothing at all!
So I left, but I still got the lingering worry. What if some animal got in? I really don’t like it when my shed gets disturbed, you know
Last time, a bunny got in! Can you believe it?
I had to get rid of it”
“So, I go back! And guess what I found? My controllers were gone!
Now, I might not be an incredibly influential detective like you, Mr Beebo, but I can guess this wasn’t the local wildlife
In fact, by the pair of footprints around the woods, I could even assume your scarf friend here told you some things!
And you two went out there giving me trouble, like always”
“Stealing is wrong, you know”
“… Uh, I think killing is worse, actually”
“If you think we’ll give them back, you can start begging”
“Oh, don’t worry about it, I just need this one! It’s in such a good spot!”
“What, under the bar table or something? Fuck you”
“Ángel calm down”
“Huh?”
Eugene smiles
“Oh, I see”
“I’m afraid you got tricked”
Oliver panics a little
“What? What do you mean?”
“Well, you see
Last time, you guys really surprised me! I mean, you got me killed!
So… I got a little worried
And decided to pull a little trick, just in case
It’s always good to be cautious, you know”
“Fucking- get to the point!”
“Haha okay”
“I changed the little stickers for the bomb placement”
“Whoops”
“…Oh”
“Oh fuck”
“What- What is that one then?”
“A really good one”
“The main room
Right under the snacks table
See? A great spot!”
There’s silence in the room
“… What?”
“That’s… were mom is”
“Yeah! Your mother! This will be her second time dying via bomb
I need more diversity, I know”
“No… She can’t… I haven’t talked to her…”
“Ah, dont cry, girl. Im really bad with crying children”
Beebo and Ángel start to back up
“Wait a minute there, we haven’t finished talking!
I would hate to make you guys forget so quickly after we’ve bonded so much”
He waves the control around
Literally and figuratively
They stay
“So, any more questions?”
“What’s the fucking point of this”
“Ángel, calm down”
“What are you even planning?! Are you just going to keep us here forever?! Like some sort of purgatory?!”
“Please, we can’t do anything rash”
“What? Of course not!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m not a cruel man!
We all make mistakes, and all of you have made some very big mistakes!
But you won’t be here forever, I’ll let you out eventually
"I’m just going to kill you over and over again until I’m satisfied”
“Only then you’ll earn my forgiveness ”
“All of you deserve to die for what you’ve done to me”
“Ah, of course, you guys are not equal. Some sins are bigger than others. Let’s see…”
“I think the first one I’ll let out is my sister. She’s stupid but means well. Im sure she would apologize immediately if given the chance
Of course, apologies mean nothing in the face of utter betrayal, so she needs to die a few times.”
“Next would be the reporter girl. She’s incredibly annoying, but I guess that’s not the worst sin she could’ve committed.
Still, I love to hear the sound of her voice getting increasingly quieter wh en she’s dying, so she’s staying for a bit”
“Next, ugh, my wife. People really hype up being married, you know? You are supposed to be a team, but she never wanted to help me with anything! It was all about her house and her family and her kids and blah blah. She’s so selfish, that woman.
But eh, she’s pretty useless right now, so it’s not like she’ll do anything of worth once I free her”
“Now, Owen, that kid is staying for a few weeks at least. Can’t believe he would betray me like this, really, I thought he was an exemplary kid!
But no, he wasn’t . I’m sure his mother would be glad to get rid of him for some time
He needs to die many , many times, ”
“And then, my son. Or what I thought was my son, turns out the fucker ended up being more like his mother! Useless thing. And to think he was going to be in charge of my company once I moved on to other things.
He couldn’t even betray me on his own. He needed the help of his little buddies. What a rat.
I will not have a coward as a son.
I need to see him cry more, so he’ll stay a while”
“Now, you two troublemakers”
“I’ll be honest, I wasn’t planning on keeping you for long, Ángel”
“But seeing as you have been a complete pain in the ass in your stay here, you are staying a good while”
“Stubborn bastard”
“Sounds like a waste of time. You can’t even kill me”
“Eh, I’m sure with enough tries I will”
“But it’s not like I really need to, do I? I just need to get your little friend here, and it hurts you just as much”
Ángel says nothing to that
“And speaking of said little friend, Mr Beebo, I always planned on you staying here until the very end
You’ve done something really bad, you know?
It got me really mad!
And now, you come here, meddling in everything I do.
Causing trouble everywhere you go
It’s like you know exactly how to completely infuriate me
I hate you so much! With all my being!”
Eugene says, smiling
“… The feeling is mutual”
“How sweet. I’m glad! Killing you is always so satisfying”
“And since you two lovebirds insist on staying together, you’ll share a sentence”
“How do you say these things and claim you are not a cruel man?”
“Well, it’s simple. This might as well never had happened”
“Whenever a loop starts again, everything is okay again! There’s no scars, no pain, no memories, no proof.
So, technically, I never killed anybody! I mean, look! You’re still standing
Is it really that bad? I am going to let you out eventually
And once you do, it would be like nothing ever happened!
Im just taking a few months of your life
Who knows! Maybe after I forgive you, we could all be friends!”
“That won’t happen”
“Oh, dont say that. You won’t even remember this conversation. No one will”
He looks at Ángel
“… Well, almost no one. But hey! Nobody’s perfect”
Oliver holds Ángel back
“… You didn’t mention me. Although I’m not surprised”
“Oh, don’t worry! I didn’t forget you this time
This is why I wanted to talk
I have an offer to make ”