...

They get to the second floor

They see a teen carrying a bottle of... alcohol?

"Hey you!"

 

"Wah! Miss Marigold, I wasn't...!"

"Oh, never mind, it's just an old gay couple"

"Wha- we're only one of those things!"

"Is that alcohol?"

"Yeah, just some cheap vodka from the bar"

"Could be cheaper, go for wine in a box. Wait, never mind, aren't you too young to drink?"

"Who says I'm young? I could be 18, you know?"

"Really? I'd say you look more like a kid"

"A child"

"An infant"

"A toddler"

"Stop it!!"

"A little boy"

"A mere baby"

" just a lil lad"

"A kindergartener"

"Fine, fine! I get it! I won't do underage drinking!"

" ... For now"

"That's the spirit. Follow the law, but only when it's watching"

"Tell you what, answer our questions, and we'll share this with you"

"Huh?! No, we won't!"

"Does this count as bottle kidnapping"

"Yes"

" ... are you two fucking c-"

"WE'RE NOT COPS"

"Its about the museum, we heard you know about that?"

"Oh! You wanna know the history of this place? Yeah, I know all about it!"

"Tell us all about it, kid"

"Ah, but, before that..."

"Hm?"

"You are a friend of Mr. Coli's children, correct? The daughter contacted me for some investigation business, so I'd like to ask you something"

"Ah, yes, the age-old technique of: lying. There is something going on in this family tree"

"Uh, I'll do what I can?"

"Just what you're comfortable with sharing, I'll figure out the rest"