"Well... If I was you, I would take all of this, wrap it with a nice little bow, and send it straight to my therapist"
"I mean it. If you're struggling with coping mechanism and want to just let it all out, I think a therapist would be a good choice."
" ... Is that what you want me to do or is that what you *would* do"
"Oh, believe me, There's nothing as liberating like slamming into my my therapist's office with a half finished box of wine going 'Sharon you have NO idea how much you're gonna analyze today. This week alone could make a new edition to the DSM-5' "
"Hehe"
"...But that's me, what will you do?"
"I... I want to talk to everyone again."
"Yeah! That's the spirit! Let's go get them!"
"... I'll start with the kids"