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Objective on sight. Proceeding to attack

Ahaha yes! They got the good stuff! Fancy cheeses, juicy fruits, the sweetest pastries, and is that a chocolate fountain??

Oh, he could get killed happily right now. Rich people have it too good. He is heavily considering shoving some of the cinnamon rolls under his hat. After this, he's definitely going to the bar and-

"Excuse me"

Ah!! Social interaction jumpscare!

"Ah, yes, hello, be right with you"

This is. Embarrasing. He quickly cleans his face and wears his anti-eye-contact hat for situations like this

"Could I have your invitation?"

"Ah yes, yes, of course"

"Oh. I'm afraid you've gotten my husband's invitation as well"

"...Yes? Is there a problem with that?"

"Many.

First off-"

SLAM

The door slams open

Player two has joined the scene