...

"I'd like to put my minecraft bed next to yours. And, uh, build an iron farm"

"...Can we go to the end?"

"Yes"

"And install mods?"

"Yes"

"I like you too"

"Success! this romance thing is easy!"

They walk upstairs.

There is a corridor with some frames, various doors,

And a clock.

"You guys were taking forever! I was seconds from becoming homophobic"

"Look! I got the thing!"

They input the code and find

"That's an inconvenient place for a lever"

"Is it even connected to anything?"

"Only one way to find out!"

They lower the lever

...

Nothing happens

"This place does nothing but dissapoint me."

"What now?. Do we raid the kitchens or something?"

"Yeah!"

"Excuse me. My investigation is still-"

*Click*

The power turned off.

"Ah. It was for the electrical power"

"I'm gonna feel the walls for the lever"

"Just use your phone's flashlight?"

"I left it downstairs, but can you two do it?"

"Yeah, alright"

"I'll say it again: This house only serves to dissapoint me."