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"Give a warm welcome to the new member of our group chat!"

"Oh you poor thing"

"I'm a what."

"What were you doing there anyway?"

"Oh! The storm just started, so I wanted to take some pictures!"

"You knew the storm was coming and still decided to come here in a dress?"

"I'm just not weak to cold like you two, pair of wet cats"

"I've said nothing. Why am i being slandered"

"Oh yeah, my buddy Oliver here wanted to ask you about the Eugene situation, and he's not even a cop!"

"Nice! Ask away little man"

"I- um, yes. How did you first meet Eugene Coli?"

"Well, I never really had a talk with him. One day, some anonymous user sent a link to an unknown speedrunning website with the video posted in it. It was kinda lame. The guy didn't even get top 100. But yeah, I saw gold and decided to make an article about it"

"I actually saw him when they threw him away from the company. He was making such a scene that the cops had to put him in their little jail car. I tried interviewing him but he just told me to fuck off"

"...And yet you still decided to come here? Even when he gave you that attitude?"

"Are you kidding? No one has managed to get a peep out of him after all this time, This is the opportunity of a lifetime! I could be the first one to interview him after his fall from grace!"

"...I see why you two are friends"

"Oh wait! Here, look, "

"I take many pictures, so i always carry this little photobook around, so they dont get lost. I think i still have some from that day!"

"Ah! Here's one"