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"You seem to be investigating this quite thoroughly. Are you by any chance, what the kids would call, a fucking cop?"

"What?? No!!! Im a private detective! Do you have any idea how many cases have been left unsolved due to the negligence of the police? I'm a professional!"

"Well, good to know! I would be sad if all our bonding went nowhere"

"Does this mean you are ok with threading the line between legal and ilegal?

"It... depends if it's fair to do so. I suppose."

"Fair? That's nice. Anyways I can see your leg bouncing. You want to meet my bud already, huh? We can go now if you want"

"Or you can make me one final question, I'll answer truthfully, but it's a limited offer!"

"Well..."